I would date an actor just so I can tell people that my boyfriend’s an actor and then they’d be like “oh? What’s he been in?” And I’d say “me” and raise my wine glass and laugh because in this scenario I’m at a fancy cocktail party.
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idk why fingers in the mouth is so hot but it is
try letting your chicken fingers cool off before you eat them
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